Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

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Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
gets all the credit.

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One.  Only it’s his light bulb when he’s done.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

A: ”The elephants are coming over the hill.”

Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?

A: Nothing, for he didn’t recognize them.